Cookie banners are everywhere. \ud83c\udf6a\u00a0You\u2019ve probably seen them and been annoyed. We talked about types of cookies a few weeks ago, and then also touched on the annoyance of those \u201cAllow Cookies\u201d popups last week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This week we are going to talk about how we can get rid of those banners and popups altogether! The bad new is it doesn\u2019t exist yet. \ud83d\ude2d\u00a0The good news is that we have a plan to kill the cookie banner and I want to share how I think it will look! \ud83d\udeab\ud83c\udf6a\ud83d\udeab<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At AbsolutelyNothing.io<\/a> we dream of a world where you can set your preferences for ALL COOKIES EVERYWHERE<\/strong> (Remy Bear\u2019s dream \ud83d\udcad<\/a>) so that when you hit a website (or even download a new app) there\u2019s an automated way to set all your favorite preferences. Managing permissions for individual sites is pretty cumbersome but if we could set global preferences, these cookie banners would go away and we\u2019d all enjoy knowing we are enabling cookies the way we wanted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So for example, here is what I would set as my personal defaults.<\/p>\n\n\n\n ANY Website that I visit (even if I don\u2019t have a login):<\/p>\n\n\n\n Websites where I\u2019ve logged in:<\/p>\n\n\n\n These are my preferences but they don\u2019t have to be yours. Sure they\u2019re a little more complicated than the 3 yes\/no questions in the cookie pop up, but once I set it I wouldn\u2019t need to bother with each individual banner. Plus if something weird came out in the news I\u2019d only have one spot to update my preferences!<\/p>\n\n\n\n This is what we are working towards. Today we\u2019re writing blog posts, but behind the scenes we\u2019re also beginning to write the code that will help with this sort of transaction and ultimately help you reclaim your digital footprint<\/em>. \ud83d\udcaa\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Cookie banners are everywhere. \ud83c\udf6a\u00a0You\u2019ve probably seen them and been annoyed. We talked about types of cookies a few weeks ago, and then also touched on the annoyance of those \u201cAllow Cookies\u201d popups last week. This week we are going to talk about how we can get rid of those banners and popups altogether! 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